Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend semilunga
Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend se
milunga
Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai, teri bhi girl friend
hai !
Chhote: Haan, Aur mujhe shaam ko badminton court
jaana hai.
Bade: Badminton court kyun?
Chhote: Waha net hota hai na… isiliye
Bade: Abe net ka kya karega…
Chhote: Girl firend se milunga na, usne bola tha,
aaj shaam ko 4 baje Net pe milte hain… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas band kar!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 627 views
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