facebook status
Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?
Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Dost-Q?
Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai :P
by dracula (few years ago!) / 721 views
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