Santa to banta: Yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage...
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Banta: Goli mar de [?]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views

2 Bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..
Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.

Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya na

Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhaoon mein tair ker paar kerain gay

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

If a girl get 98%

if a girl get 98% mark her response,
kamina 2 mark or de deta to uska kya jata tha,

if boy gets 35% mark he says:
check karne wala farishta tha yaar:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)