One woman stops a taxi
One woman stops a taxi
Woman : To the Airport please :)
After 10 mins the Taxi driver , watching the Woman in the Mirror says : You are third pregnant woman that I had droven to the airport today
Woman : Are you kidding me , Im not Pregnant :P
Driver : Well you havent arrived to the airport yet :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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