Inbox check krlo
An Old quote
“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to usy ghussy ki halat men dekho”
New versiOn
“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to uska Inbox check krlo;):-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 618 views
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