Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti
Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti hai ki
kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine
usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband kare to
usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 551 views
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