Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 510 views
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