Phatan Gehri Soch Mai
Phatan Gehri Soch Mai
Wife: Kia Soch Rahe Ho?
Phatan: Ye Geo News Walon Ko Kese Pata Chalta He?
Wife: Kia?
Phatan: Yehi K
“Ap Dekh Rahe Hen
Geo News”…
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