Bunty film dekhne jane se pehle apni biwi ko 1 paan kharid kar deta he.Biwi: Apne liye b kharidlo.

Bunty:Mai paan ke bina b chup rehsakta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 738 views

Aapko Kaisi Pasand Hai?

College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai…

Office Wali Fikki.

Ghar Wali Mein Taste Nahi Aata.

Hotel Wali Mast Hoti Hai.

Par Chai To Chai Hai. . . . .
Aap Kya Samjh Rahe The?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Mohabbat Karnay Walon Nay

2 Mohabbat Karnay Walon Nay Khudkushi Ka Irada Kia.
10 Manzila Building Say Pahlay Boy Nay Jump Lagai.
Girl Nay Apni Ankhain Band Kar Leen
Or Yeh Kehtay Huye Wapis Janay Lagi K
Mohabbat Andhi Hoti Ha.
Boy Nay Hawa Main Ye Sun Kar Apna Perashoot Khol Dia
Or Kha, Pyar Kabi Marta Nahi.
Lover’s Of 2013 Aashiqui 3.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye

Sardar Pathan se:
Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain,
Pathan: O sardar ji
Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

ek dihati nay "A" say "Z" tak angrazi(english)

ek dihati nay "A" say "Z" tak angrazi(english)
k horuf(words) yaad karliya.
ek din os ki mulaqat ek shahri say huvi.
os nay shahri say pucha,
"tom kitnay paday ho?"
shahri nay kaha"BA" tak,
dihati ye sun kar hansa aor kaha "wah baboo,
do harf padliya aor wo b ultay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne

Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)