Ek ek minute qeemti
Waqt Zaya Na Karo.
Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.
Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.
Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala
Bolay:
"Bus Ek Minute Aur" :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 856 views
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