The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in
a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then
smiled "It really works!"
really works

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 813 views

12 Chote Chote Bche Hain

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver: Apni Speed Dekhi He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naswar

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm
na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to
utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Adab ki inteha!

Adab ki inteha!

Mein sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ata hun
Faraz!

K kahin teacherz ye na kahen k agay se jwab deta hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kachre pe nazar rakhta hai

Bv:dekho wo admi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai.
Shohar:arry rahne do,wo teen dabay wala hai,bekaar cheezun pe nazar rakhna us ki adat hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Awaz Neechy

Facebook: Me Sab Kuch Janta Hun.
Google: Mere Pas Sab Kuch He.
Internet: Mere Bagair Tum Sab Kuch Nahi.
CHARGER: Awaz Neechy..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)