Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
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"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 898 views

mera kam in fakiron ko

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mummy Mai Bahan

Pappu- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap
Papa
Mummy Mai Bahan

Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge,

Pappu- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge

Dadi- Nhi Beta
Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge

Pappu- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi- Chup kar Kuutte
Chal So Jaa…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aadmi nahi dikhta.

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beta. 500 rs de do

Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.
Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

3 kamchor

1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)