A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 732 views

Website under construction

Looking up websites on infertility, I found an address that sounded interesting. I clicked on the link and was taken to a site that said, “This page is under construction.”

I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”

I bookmarked the addresss and went back several months later. Posted was a full-page picture of a beautiful nine-pound baby girl.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
.
Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Student was late

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

X_ray

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head
show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

On a snowy day

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)