Fool Apney Bhai Se:

Fool Apney Bhai Se:
Tum Hamari Shadi Par Kya Khaas Kam Kry Ga?
Bhai: Hawai Firing To Sab Kartay Hain,
Hum Khud Kush Dhamaka Kary Ga...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 463 views
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….

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Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me

Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De Me Teri Rah Me Aik ChAwAL Ki Degh Don Ga,To Aik LEHAR ne Isko BahAr NikAL DiyA,Is Ne BahAr a kAr KahA: KON SI DEGH?
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Professor 2 Student:

Professor 2 Student:

Jo dusray Ko Apni Bat Na Samja Sakay Wo Gadha Hta Hai

Student:
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Sir Kya Matlab Mai Samja Nhi....?? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

Inspectr:
Tm Murghion ko kya dety ho?

Pathan:Bajra

Inspector:Wrong Food Arrest him.

Inspector:Tm kya dety ho.?

2nd pathan:Rice

Inspector:Tm B ghalat ho.
Arrest him

3rd pathan ghabra k bola:
hm to sb Murghion ko 5,5 rupay de deta hai jis ka jo dil chahe kha le.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Hitler says,

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mujhe us Ladki se bachao

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life is full of problems.

Life is full of problems.

But some peopels have discovered a few simple KEYS to remove all tensions.

That are,?

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Saanu-Key,?

Hor Key,?

Teno key ?

Ay key ?

Hoya key ?

ty Fer Key ?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa ki 10 betiya thi

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?

MUSHKIL SINGH. !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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