These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views

Koi Rajnikant-Vajnikant Nai Hota

Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
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Ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar ne frog se pocha

Ek Sardar Ne Frog Se Pucha:
Sardaro Me Dimag Hota Hai?
Frog Ne Kaha Nahi Aur Pani Me Kood Gaya..
Sardar: Isne Sucide Kyu Kar Diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek shaadi shuda bhak

Ek shaadi shuda bhakt ne bhagwan se kaha,

Aapne aurat ko itna sunder kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan bole,”Taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”

Bhakt bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan friend sy..

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Tum 1baar me kitne

Pappu: Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,
PAHALWAN: kamse kam 10
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Pappu: bas,
Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)