SARDAR was sitting in toilet

SARDAR was sitting in toilet, but potty was not
coming....!!
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SARDAR- "ab Aa bhi ja..!! Mai tenu kha thodi
javanga....!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 923 views
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