mujhe pyar kerti ho

Santa-Mujhe pyar karti ho to kal white suit pahan
ke aana
Ladki black pahan ke aayi
Santa-Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe
andar se pyar karti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 948 views
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Larka:-Haa,aunty or koi option hee nhi tha..:D:p

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Wo bar bar muje sir sey pao tak dekh rhi thi

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