Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views

Sardar to Girlfriend

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus Conductor & Driver

Bus Conductor & Driver
Mai Kiya Difference Hai?

Ans Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega

Or Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik sawal

Yaar aik sawaal puchna tha..
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Pepsi ka nhi puchna
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Munni ki badnaami ka b nahi puchna
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Kasam sey Dadi or umair wala b nahi puchna
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Munji baboo ka b nahi puchna
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SheiLa ki jawani ka b nh puchna
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Bus ye puchna tha k
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ZUBAIDA AAPA totKey kahan sey Laati hain???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardarni.. janu mere pait me buhat gas hai

sardarni: janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai,
Sardar: O Shukr Kar Gas Hai,
Petrol Honda Te America Ne Qabza Kar Lena C.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I know how to make people

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)