punjabi
Punjabi Bank me 500 ka note jama karny gaya!
Banker: Ye note to nakli hai!
Punjabi: Oh, my God is ka matlb hai wo Pathan meri
Free me Gaand mar gaya.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 1633 views
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