5 pathan aur 1 Behari

5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy,
.
Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga,
.
Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun!
Taaliyan

Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy

Moral:
Jo na kate aari se.
Wo kte behari se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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