Fm radio hi le lo
Girl:mujhe aik aisa husband chahye jo achi baten kare hansi mazak kare aur mujhe gane bi sunae
pappu:tu husband choro aur fm radio le lo
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 980 views
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