Friend Said to Me

Friend Said to Me:
Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai, Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Maine Kaha: Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 612 views
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