Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi,
Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi,
Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du,
Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu,
Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi,
Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main jata nahi,
Padhte-padhte aksar so jata hun sapnon men aksar pass ho jata hun.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 855 views

Wife-Aji sunte ho

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.

husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi main jin

Ek Shadi Mein Achanak
Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..!
Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;
Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,
......
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:
"Sari Larkiyan Mun'h Dho Len.."
Jab Woh Sab Mun'h Dho Kar Ayin to;
"JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin.."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Agar Mere Ko Pata Hota

Ik Haryanvi ne bank se car loan liya. Voh loan vapis nahi kar paya. Bank vale uss ki car le gaye.

Funny Haryanvi: Agar mere ko yeh pata hota to mein apni shaadi ke liye bhi loan leta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rakesh suna hai

Master- “Rakesh, suna hai, tumhare ghar me naya baby aaya hai?”

Rakesh- “Ji, naya kyo kehte hai aap? Jab rota hai
to aisa lagta hai ki barso se rona seekhta raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Y r u late?

Teacher: Y r u late?
Student: Mom n dad were fighting.
T: They were fighting,so u are late?
S: Actually 1 shoe was with dad and the other was with mom.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)