main padhta nahin:D

Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi,
Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi,
Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du,
Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu,
Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi,
Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main jata nahi,
Padhte-padhte aksar so jata hun sapnon men aksar pass ho jata hun.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 735 views
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