main padhta nahin:D
Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi,
Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi,
Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du,
Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu,
Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi,
Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main jata nahi,
Padhte-padhte aksar so jata hun sapnon men aksar pass ho jata hun.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 819 views
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se
bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna
bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai,
mujhe goli maar do
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile. "We don't even have an air
conditioner."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa’s Army Test
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khofnaak waqiya
Andheri raat
me aik
sunsaan
sarak
pe
aik
sir
kati
Lash
pari thi..
wahan se aik larka guzar raha tha..jese hi lash k qareeb poncha..buhat khofnaak awazain anay lagaein..larke ne himmat kr k lash ko sedha kia..aik dum uski nazar lash ki bnd mutthi pe pari..
usne wo mutthi kholi tu achanak taiz hawaein chalnay lagi, mutthi me aik kagaz tha jispe likha tha
MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay hi kaha tha k PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa: Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize miliya…
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c aanda..??
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)…..:d :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Dost K Teen Dost Thay.
Teeno Doctor Thay.
2 Pagal Thay.
1 Ko Smajh Nahi Thi,
Jis Ko Samjh Nahi Thi, Us K 3 Hosptals Thay.
2 Band Thay 1 Khulta Nahi Tha .
Jo Khulta Nahi Tha Us Main 3 Fans Thay.
2 Band Thy 1 Chalta Nahi Tha.
Jo Chalta Nahi Tha Us Ko 3 Machanics K Pass Lay Gaye .
2 Ko Kam Ata Nahi Tha, 1 Say Hota Nahi Tha.\
Jis Say Hota Nahi Tha, Us K 3 Shagird Thay.
2 Atay Nahi Thay, 1 Ghar Main Rehta Tha.
Jo Ghar Main Rehta Tha, Wo Wahi Shuru Wala Dost Tha,
Jis K 3 Dost Thay.
Mainay Bhi Ye Sms 3 Lougo Ko Send Kia,
2 Pagal Hogaye Our 1 Abhi Hojaye Ga… :P :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Waqt Zaya Na Karo.
Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.
Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.
Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:
"Bus Ek Minute Aur" :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Effect of Aashiqui-2
Santa- Abe toilet se jaldi bahar nikal..
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu.....
Dho raha hu main .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ak admi ki shadi hui dost se mashwra lya k apni bv ka dil kesy jitun
Dost:Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun
admi ne ja kr aesa hi kiya
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
Nhi its ok Agr Gold Leaf hy to 1 suta mujhy b lagwa do.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)