Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi,
Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi,
Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du,
Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu,
Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi,
Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main jata nahi,
Padhte-padhte aksar so jata hun sapnon men aksar pass ho jata hun.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 978 views

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000

total : Rs 775,000

love marriage

RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300

total: 670

dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge

khamoshi ka bycot.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

chaey

Me is liye achi chaye
nai banati ke kaheen
larkey wale haan na karden

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega

Salesman : Pata nahi

Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.

Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa talks to a saint

Santa talks to a saint: My wife troubles me a lot. Tell me some way.

Funny saint: Had there been any way, I wouldn't have become a saint.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)