Jhagde K Baad..

Patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi

Pati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho

Patni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch dedijiye.

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch de
dijiye.
Lady: hatte khatte to dikh rahe ho hath per bhi
salamat hain phir kis baat se lachaar ho?
Bhikari: Ji apni aadat se.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega

Imagine: Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega Crorepati:Who Is The Chief Minister Of Gujraat A) Laloo Prasad Yadav B) Nitish Kumar C) Mayawati D) Narendra Modi

Sonia Gandhi: Narendra modi.

Amitabh Bachaan: Lock Kar Diya jaaye???

Sonia Gandhi: Lock kar Diya To main Apako 2 Crore Doongi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Buying a new diamond Nicolas

Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A
Diamond Necklace
Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)