Jhagde K Baad..

Jhagde K Baad..

Patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi

Pati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho

Patni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views
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