A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 718 views

Shadi karo gi

Boy:me last time poch raha hun kia tm mujh se shadi karo gi?
Girl:kaha to hai k nai.

Boy:waiter!baji ka bil alehida banana

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sachin ki century

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki
century nehi bananey dey gey.
Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo
tu gazab ki form main hai?
Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey
gey...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

In the carburettor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

When asked What is a contingent fee?

When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I don't win your suit, I get nothing. If I do win it, you get nothing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)