I hav’nt slept all nite in the train

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 693 views
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