Crazy Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"
"Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views
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