Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 791 views

Ghalib ne girlfriend

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men

1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men gya or awaz di: Ap men koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

1 buzurg bolay: Main hun Admi buzurg ko bahir le gya or
unke qadmon men Bakra zibah kiya Phir Masjid men gya,
talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, log ghabra gaye Wo Bola:

Aur koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

Kisi ne Awaz lagayi: Molvi sahib hen
Molvi ghusay se bola: Bakwas kr raha hy Kamina:
Main tu elaan krwane aya tha k Cable nahi aa rahi parson se.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:

Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
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B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
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Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Fees Maafi Ki Application

To

The Principal,
Delhi Public School,

Sir,

Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.

Ab Bache 250, Uski Main English Wali Mam Pe Shart Haar Gaya.

Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.

Abb Aapke Pass Do Hi Raste Hai. Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tameezdaar hai

Jo insan itne garmi main

bhi tameez se baat karay

wo waqai tameezdaar hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)