Wife Se Pichha Chudvane Ka Asaan Tarika
Ek Aadmi Ki Lottry Lagti Hai Wo Khush Ho Kar
Ghar Jata Hai Aur
Patni Se Puchhta Hai.
Pati Khushi Se: “Mujhe Lottry Lage To Tum Kya
Karogi?”
Patni: “Aadhe Paise Leke Hamesha Ke Liye Tumhe
Chhod Ke Mayeke Chali Jaungi”
Pati Gusse Se: “Aaj Meri 50 Rupaye Ki Lagi Hai Ye
Le 25 Aur Nikal Le“
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