Ek Aadmi Ki Lottry Lagti Hai Wo Khush Ho Kar
Ghar Jata Hai Aur
Patni Se Puchhta Hai.
Pati Khushi Se: “Mujhe Lottry Lage To Tum Kya
Karogi?”
Patni: “Aadhe Paise Leke Hamesha Ke Liye Tumhe
Chhod Ke Mayeke Chali Jaungi”
Pati Gusse Se: “Aaj Meri 50 Rupaye Ki Lagi Hai Ye
Le 25 Aur Nikal Le“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 871 views

A man asked sardar

A man asked sardar how was ur english paper

sardar replied it was fine but i forgot third form of think so i thought and thought and i finally wrote thunk

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)

English School K Students

English School K Students Chirya Ghar Main..
Ohhh Wowww Look That Monky,
He Is Sleeping, Don’t Disturb …
Govrnment School K Bachay:
Oye Daikh Tera BAAP So Raha Ha,
Salay Ki Dum Khainch :P :D ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

an old man

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,"I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?"His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Lady called Fire Brigad

Lady called Fire Brigad:Helo Mere Ghar Aag Lag gai He

Pthan Pani Dalo

Lady Dala pr Nai Bujhi

Pthan:to marjao hm konsa pepsi dalega.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy : Excuse me sister thats my seat.

Boy : Excuse me sister thats my seat.
Girl : Okay but i’m not your sister,
My father never touched your mom.
Boy : True, but my father did.
Moral : Don’t be over smart

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)