Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...
Dulhan: Sharma k... Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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