Beautiful But Stupid B.COM
Beautiful But Stupid B.COM Basically Confidence of Mohabat B.B.A Beauty Broad & Active L.L.B Love 4 Leagal Boy P.H.D Perfect Healthy Dream girl
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 635 views
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santa to Banta:
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Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
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Words For Life Time...
"Try to make At-least 2 Persons Happy in a Day."
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Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test
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1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..
Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?
Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai
Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha..
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Musharaf gia Zardari aya
khote nal khota wataya!
ik chor geya Daku Aya
khote nal khota wataya!
Dassoo assi ki Kamaya
khote nal khota wataya!
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Pathan:: Light nhi hai tau kambakht pankha hi chala do...
Biwi:: Aakhir pathan hi ho na, aqal tau hai hi nhi...
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