Man Crying: Mera hath kat gya
Bahut dard ho raha h

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gya
Fir bhi chup-chaap betha H..!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 594 views

3 Movie Tickets

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor: Haan. Shadi kr lo.

Aadmi? Kia lambi zindgi guzaarne ka koi nuskha hai??

Doctor: Haan. Shadi kr lo.

Aadmi: Kia is se umar lambi ho jaye gi?

Doctor: Nahi, Yeh khwahish mar jaye gi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar or bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa to banta talking

santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)