Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye
Sardar Pathan se:
Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain,
Pathan: O sardar ji
Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 685 views
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