Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne

Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne Bade Hi Romantic Andaaj Se Dulhan Ko Bola.

Dulha: “May I Kiss You Darling ?”
Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli: “Hamne To Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap To Phir Bhi Apne Ho Ji“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1206 views
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