Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne Bade Hi Romantic Andaaj Se Dulhan Ko Bola.

Dulha: “May I Kiss You Darling ?”
Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli: “Hamne To Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap To Phir Bhi Apne Ho Ji“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views

Sardar Ky Ghar

Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi: Wife: MSC:

Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha:
Sardar g App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subjacet Mein FSC/MSC Kia

Hai? Sardar:Subjacet Da Te Pata Nai Name Plate Da Matlab Ay:MSC:MotherOf Seven Children Aur FSC: Father Of Seven Children

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Eid mubarik

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 MOLVI

aik molvi “yaar meri bhens sokhi hoi ghass nahi khati or doodh bi nahi deti”. dosra molvi “bhens ko hara chashma pehnao,who sokhi ghass ko hara samaj kar kha jaye gi”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

1 SARDAR Or American

1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.
American:
Wats This?
SARDAR:
Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki

Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,

admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji

"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"

Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja

"CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)