Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se: Janu, meri khuahish hai ke kash mera koi hadsa ho jaye to mai tumhare ward mai admit ho jaon, aur tum wahan meri khidmat karo.
Nurse (muskurate hue): Janu, tumhe mere ward mai koi hadsa nahi balkai moujza hi la sakta hai, kiyu ke mai Labour Room mai Delivery karwati hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1027 views

Father to son: How did you write your exam?

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know,
so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Punjabi couple

A Punjabi couple went 2 England.They went 2 a hotel.
Punjabi 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2day.Waitr brings tea.Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay.
Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Plz Naha Lo Yaar

Mujh Se Koi Ghalti Ho Gai He Kia?

Pichhle Ek Mahiney Se Mujhe Ignor Ker Rahe Ho, Plz Aisa Mat Karo

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Tumhara Piyara

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“SAABUN”..:-)

Plz Naha Lo Yaar ! Sardi Kam Nahi Ho Gi..:-p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Dr. Sahab plastic surgery

Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Example Batao

Teacher:"Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka
Example Batao.. ??
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Student:"Active - Voice:"Tere Mast Mast 2
Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain"
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Passive Voice:"Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain,

Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain..:p :O :D
Teacher shocks. :P
Student rocks..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)