Sardar police station aya or bola
Meno arest kar lo,mai apni BV dy sar te danda maria ay

Police:Wo mar gai kia

sardar:Ni oh te bach gai
Hun meri khair nai;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 621 views

Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?

Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?
Parvati-Ganesh le Gaya.
Shiv-Kyu?
Parwati-Keh rha tha 'Girlfrind ke sath Maigi
Khane ke liye Papa ka kaanta le ja raha hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

He haha

Koyla Film aur Koyla Ghotala Mein kya similarity hai ??
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Haar gaye na
Ans :- DONO HI MOVIES KA HERO GOONGA HAI

by pinkey (few years ago!)

Wife: m not feeling well

Wife: m not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking
to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)