I LOVE U Ka Kia Matlab Ha
BaCha:
I LOVE U Ka Kia
Matlab Ha
Teacher:Me Tum Se Pyar Karty Hon
BaCha:Miss Me ne To Matlab Poocha Tha Ap To Free Ho Gai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 554 views
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a
hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both
of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically
holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able
to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to
play it before.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Delivery ke waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke
tum dono roage or wo tali bajayegae!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sunehri BaT
Insan Apni Khubsurti, Kpron Or Taleem Se Nhi Pehchna Jata
Balky Wo Agr Ksi Chiz Se Pehchana Jata Hy To Wo Hy Sirf Or Sirf Uska
Shanakhti Card.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Santa Highway Pe Khada Lift Mang Raha Tha To Ek
Pathan Ne Usko Lift De Di
Thodi Der Bad Santa Ne Pathan Se Pucha.
Santa: “Tum Bike Itni Tez Kyu Chala Rahe Ho?”
Pathan: “Yeh Letter Bahut Urgent Dena Hai”
Santa: “Kaha Dena Hai?”
Pathan: “Abhi Address Padne Ka Time Nahi Hai”
Santa: “Ohh Achha, Fir To Bike Aur Tez Chalao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bv:janu suna hai k janat me husband aur wife ikathe nai hun ge.
Husband:o paglal isi lye to use janat kehte hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?
Ladka:meri mummy mere papa ko kutta kehti h.
or papa unko BILLI,
mujhe samjh nhi aata ki main PILLA hu
ya BILLA?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy
Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jab Apka Janam Hua,
Sara Akash Jhuma,
Devtaon Ne Dance Kiya,
Phoolon Ki Barish Hui,
Ghee Ke Diye Jale,
God Bole: “Jaan Chhuti Abb Dharti Waale Bhugtenge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)