Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:
BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRAJATA.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 738 views
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