Dekh teri girlfriend ko

Santa :- Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanpkaat raha hai…kuch to kar......

Banta :- Abe wo kaat nhi rha…Uska ‘Zeher’ khatam ho gya hai to woRECHARGE karwane aaya hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 620 views
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