Ek baar ek pagal bidi bina jali bidi pee raha tha

Dusra Pagal : Yaar bidi se koi dhuan nhi nikal raha hai?

Pagal : Kar di na phir paglon wali baat, Yeh “CNG” bidi hai...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1008 views

Laloo: Doctor, when I take

Laloo: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.

Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa waiting at

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.

When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek din Court mein Judge

Ek din Court mein Judge ne ek mujrim ko sajaa sunaate huye kaha, “Iske dono kaan kaat diye jaye.” Mujrim ne bahoot ghabrate huey kaha, “Rahem karo my baap, kaan kaat lenge toh main andha ho jaonga.” Judge ne ascharya se poocha kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge, mujrim ne kaha …. “My baap kaan [...]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh

Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Humare Pait Me Gas Hy

1 Pathan 2sre Se:
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy…!!!

2sra Pathan:
Khuda Ka Shukar Hy K
Petrol Nahi Hy Wrna
Amrica Qabza Kr Leta..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)