Ek baar ek pagal bidi bina jali bidi
Ek baar ek pagal bidi bina jali bidi pee raha tha
Dusra Pagal : Yaar bidi se koi dhuan nhi nikal raha hai?
Pagal : Kar di na phir paglon wali baat, Yeh “CNG” bidi hai...!!!
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