Judge: Y U've StolenMoney 4rm Dis Man
Judge: Y U've StolenMoney 4rm Dis Man
Sardar: My Lord I've NtStolen Money. He JstGave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave UMoney?
Sardar: Whn I ShowdHim Gun ;->
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