Solid REPLY.

Solid REPLY.
GF- Kal tumhe kitne call kiye.,
lekin
tumne phone nahi uthaya.???
BF-Q uthau
45 Rs. deker jo gana lagwaya he wo kya tera baap
sunega..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 837 views
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