Pathan Halwai Se

Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!

Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,

Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 763 views
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