A young pregnant Blonde woman had given birth in the elevator of an Indian desi hospital. She was embarrassed about it and was weeping.

Sardar Doctor: Don't feel bad. Two years back, a Blonde girl delivered in the open lawn of this hospital.

The lady burst out crying and said:
"I know..., that was me, too."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views

TV Reporter To Pathan

T.V Reporter To Pathan
Apko Konsi Actress Pasnd Hai?

Pathan: Katreena Kareena Pretty Priyanka Amisha

Reporter: Sabse Ziada?
Pathan: Shahid Kapoor

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

shadi ho gai

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa's son

Santa's son:
Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?

Santa : 10 Rs ka

Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...

Dono bhi to utha saktey the na...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yesterday I sent a fax

Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.

Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, she didn't get the fax."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father: beta tum

Father: beta tum history mein fail kyun ho gaye the?

Beta: papa , sabhi question us time ke the jab mein paida bhi nahi hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)