Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha
Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 652 views
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