Wife Aisi Laana Jo
Aaj to Maa ne bhi saaf bol diya…
ki
Beta, Wife Aisi Lana Jo
Facebook Na Use Karti Hoo,
Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 950 views
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Sir Kya Matlab Mai Samja Nhi....?? :P
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