Boy to girl:- i can make u say I LOVE U ?
Boy to girl:- i can make u say I LOVE U ?
girl: no way !!
boy: bet ??
girl: yes ...
boy: OK start ... say blue?
......girl: blue..
boy: say pink?
girl: pink...
boy: say love?
girl: love ...
boy: whats 1+1?
girl: 2
boy: Ur age?
girl: 18
boy: hahaha... i told u i could make u say 18!!
girl: no, u said u could make me say that I LOVE U
boy: yes i did :D :D :D !!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 567 views
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