Hakomat waleyo jaan deyo
HAKOMAT waleyo jaan deyo
Menu FaceBook chalan deyo
Facebook di bachi munh pher na le.
Koi hor mundda Onnu gheir na le.
Garmi naal hun saaah ny sukde.
Tuadi pain de viyaah nai mukde.
Mobile di battery mukki payi a.
Paani wali tanky sukki payi a.
Toilet vich v jaa nai sakde.
Tishu naal kam chala nai sakde.
Ki ki apne dukhre dasiye.
Pal vich roiye pal vich hasiye.
O baaz v aa jao HARAM DEYO.
Thori jayi bijli te aan deyo..!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 653 views
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