phtan ki cycle

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 541 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Ek kanjoos ko electric

Ek kanjoos ko electric current laga...

Uski wife:-
Aap theek toh hai na?

Kanjoos:-
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mai theek hu... tu meter dekh unit kitne badhe...!! :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho

Teacher: Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho.

Pappu: Jab 12th Main acche Marks Aane Par Punishment Nilta Hai, To Engineering Collage Main Jaana Padta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
This 60 Watts Bulb!!

Sardar’s 60th B’day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?

Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On Cake So I Put This 60 Watts Bulb!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Khana khaya hai kya?

Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke "Khaana khaaye
kya"?
Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu
maara?
Banta: main toilet mein baita tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

1 Pathan: Chal Police Ko De K Ate Hen

2nd Pathan: Agr Koi Bomb Raste Me Phut Gya To?

1 Pathan:Jhoot Bol Denge K 1 Hi Mila Tha..:-D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Mirgi Ke Daure Ka Ilaaz

Medical Ka Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

Teacher: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Mirgi Ka Attack Ho To Usko Lambe Samaye Tak Kiss Karo, Wo Theek Ho Jayegi

Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Excited Hokar Bola

Pappu: Par Sir, Usko Ye Attack Dilayen Kaise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aussie Love Story

Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
a good leader

A good leader is a person

who takes a little more than

his share of the blame

and

a little less than his share of the credit.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Rang gora karne wali cream

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook