Pappu ke uppar bijli ki taar gir

Pappu ke uppar bijli ki taar gir gaii, wo tarap tarap kar marne hi wala tha ke us ko yaad aaya k 2 din se poore elaaqe mai bijli band hai
Pappu khushi se chilla kar bola
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
"K.E.S.C ZINDABAD"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 725 views
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